Ze Germans

I missed the match, yeah I didn't even watch the highlights (I was watching the football) Oh spare me your mock disgust (I was supporting Germany) My god man, stop typing before you start telling everyone you are going to start killing their nans! I joke of course, but supporting Germany is quite bad, they are almost in line with supporting Australia in cricket...

So was the game good? I have read there were moments of intrigue, a near knocking out, a controversial decision and a lack lustre finish by the old coves batting for our side. Fancy letting a Kiwi bowler of all slip two runs past us to take the game, the lead in the series and win a date with Graham Swann's mum (that will teach you to overthrow when fielding allowing two runs Mr Swann...unless of course this didn't happen and by not watching the match and making my own judgements I have got it all horribly wrong)

Whats this about Colly and his decision to allow a stumping after witnessing the Kiwi batter flop to the floor after a collision with our very Sidebottom? I like the style though, take the wicket and then admit your mistake after the match, of course this would have been better had we won, but instant karma really is going to get you by the looks of things.